A new love

Taber has discovered a new love to replace me with, it is Italian, rich, sweet, popular, exquisite, versatile, satisfyingly, dark, smooth, divine and many more drool-inducing adjectives. It is not unusual for me to wake in the middle of the night to find him huddled in the corner of the room with his new love. It is the first thing he acknowledges in the morning and the last thing his lips touch before bed. His new love is...

Nutella, a spread made from the combination of roasted hazelnuts, skim milk and cocoa. It is, what I like to consider, Italians form of peanut butter (only it tastes nothing like it). It is used on sandwiches, fruit, crepes, cookies, gelato, by the spoonful, and anything else edible. I know the nutella is sold in the States, but I hope we can find and purchase some before Taber goes into withdrawals.
I do not feel threatened by Tabers new love. If anything, it has made our bond stronger. He now understands what it is like to crave chocolate, something I live with everyday. Nutella manufactures should be very proud of their product. It has transformed an individual who lacks a sweet tooth into a sugar craving man. Job well done Nutella.